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Cause you know, when a murderer comes in, he’ll think “I’m gonna ki- aw shit, that person’s under a blanket.”
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‘I don’t think I’ve ever made that big a fool of myself. Which is really saying something because I’ve performed at theme parks!’
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Source: warblingon
And you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal
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